Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean CNN was originally created as the “Chuck Norris Network” to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time. Chuck Norris can speak a language inside of another language, Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills people Chuck Norris originally appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick.